Step #1: Gather some yarn, a crochet hook & scissors

Step #2: Make a slip knot and crochet a long chain

Step #3: Double crochet three stitches in the third chain from the hook (yes, technically, that makes 4 in one, but it gives the squiggle a nose)

Step #4: Double crochet three stitches in each chain until you are about 1/4 – 1/3 of the way down the chain… or you run out of yarn.

Step #5: The yarn will curl on it’s own. Tie off & knot at the end.

Step #6: Tighten the curls & your squiggle is done. You can weave in the end rather than snipping if you wish, squiggles don’t last long enough in this house for me to weave the ends.

Step #7: Make a squillion squiggles for all your pals.

Step #8: Drop one on a test subject.

Step #9: Torment the test subject until it starts to pounce the squiggle.

Step #10: Keep your fingers out of harms way!

Step #11: Pounce them. Pounce them hard – they are made to be shredded

Step #12:You can make a human-sized one, DKM calls this a scarf.

Step #13: After the squiggle is ripped to pieces… repeat step one!