Fiona, from her wicker castle snarfing kale, disapproves of you, as humans. Here are 13 things she disapproves of…

1. When you come home on the 6:00 boat rather than the 5:15 boat – I strongly disapprove of a late dinner
2. When you rub Orlando’s nose before mine, I’m the older sister.
3. When you feed the cat before me!
4. When you close the doors to the forbidden rooms.
5. When you lock me up at night (DKM’s note: by lock up she means confined to the entire kitchen… not a cage).
6. When you trim my toe nails.
7. When you snore.
8. When the cat snores and uses the litter box.
9. When you bonk me off the bed during nap time.
10. When you run out of hay.
11. When you don’t let me eat baseboards.
12. When you take me to the vet.
13. When you run of parsley & kale.

I do, however, strongly approve of my Limerick from Karen Jo – BINKIES.  Sophia’s… not so much, but she likes it.

DK - I, in fact, LOVE my limerick!