Short Grey Fur, Long Hopette (Sung to Short Skirt, Long Jacket by Cake)

I want a bun with a mind like a diamond
I want a bun who knows what’s best
I want a bun with binkie cool strut
And eyes that burn like sweet carrots

I want a bun with the right allocations
Who’s fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s puttin’ up with my foolery
She’s foofing up her fur
She’s got sweet sensibilities
And one kicking back
I want a bun with short grey fur, a long hopette

I want a bun who gets up early
I want a bun who stays up late
I want a bun with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machete, to cut her red grape

With paw-nails that shine like justice
And a grunt that is dark like tainted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s got sweet sensibilities and one kicking back
I want a bun with short grey fur, a long long hopette.

I want a bun with smooth liquidation
I want a bun with the right dividends
At Hay Bank we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she burrows my pen

She wants a carrier with a hay-holder armrest
She wants a carrier that will get her there
She’s changing her name
From Sniffy to Sniffles
She’s trading her MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
I want a bun with short grey fur, a long hopette.

Here you go The Crew & Squilliam

Fiona – Fi-Fa-Ri-Na, Reina, Sweet Fi, Fi-Fi, Binkie Butt, Binkie Girl, Mama’s Fluff, The Parsley Vacuum, My Little Angel Girl, Goddess of Baseboard Death, Bun-Bun-a-Boo and Bunnieeeeeeeeeeeeees (that’s the time to eat food call – we always come a hopping when we hear that one)!

Orlando – Chunk Boy, My Little Man, My Snuggle Fluff, My Fluff Boy, ‘Lando, Handsome, ‘Nana Man, More Lando and *DKM’s personal favourite* For Lando, For King and For Country.

Sophia – Grumpy, Grumpalina, Princess, Beautiful, My Baby, Diva Girl, DK, Sophie and Drama Queen

DKM – fan me!

25 Things for Charity
Make a commitment to craft 25 things for charity in 12 months. It can be any item for any charity.

Put your iPod on shuffle and blog the first 20 songs in the shuffle.

Tagging some of my sisfurrs and a gigolo – HRS Mia, Kukka, Shadow in Poiland, GK and Ms. Sniffles (and anyone else who wants to play)

1. What It Means – Barry Adamson
2. Desafinado – Eliane Elias
3. Una Mujer – José Cura
4. Let It Be – Nick Cave
5. Red Desert – Claude Chalhoub
6. Faster Kill Pussycat – Paul Oakenfold (Kukka’s Theme song I think…)
7. De Cara A La Pared – Lhasa De Sela
8. Spanish Key – Miles Davis
9. Suzanne – Leonard Cohen
10. The Shining – Damon Gough
11. Linus and Lucy – Vince Guaraldi Trio
12. Gymnopedie for piano No.1 – Erik Satie
13. I’ll Cover You – from Rent (Sigh, Mr. Law and Order – I love him)
14. In the Deep – Bird York
15. Somewhere Over The Rainbow/What A Wonderful World – Israel Kamakawiwo’ole
16. A Return To The Caspian, And To The Iran Of Old – James Horner from House Of Sand And Fog
17. Heaven On Their Minds – Murry Head from Jesus Christ Superstar
18. Do I Move You – Nina Simone
19. Teach Me Tiger – April Stevens
20. The Look Of Love – Billy May(Reow Slick!)

My life is complete.

Ditto for saffron corn paella. Oh, and yelling at me to stop is going to make me eat faster, so yes, you really do have to run over and knock my butt off of the stove.

Hugs,
Sophia

X.

Cucumbers; More Paella; Last of the melon; Grilled fontina basil sandwiches on Judy’s Breadsticks.

Paws

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AIDS Hop

Pictures coming soon – but we raised 3,778,925!